Alert the Media!

SGK: "We need to ask Hole 14 about the Gallery Guards, to see if there is still a problem."
Yours Truly: "Why? We didn't find out about the problem until yesterday. I'm going out this morning to talk to them."
SGK: "No... It was Thursday."
YT: "Nope. Last night.
...
(long pause)
SGK: "Oh.. You're right."
YT: "What? I'm right? Stop the presses!"
SGK: "Yeah, buy a lottery ticket too. It's your lucky day. Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while."

Wow.

TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE