Sunday, May 03, 2009

Things you don't want to hear...

... When you're 70 miles from land:

First Mate: "Captain, I've got good news and bad news."
Captain Rick: "Give me the bad."
1st: "There's a huge hole in the port hull."
Capt: "What's the good news, then?"
1st: "All that water pouring in has put out the fire in the engine room."

Lovely.

TBG - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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