Welcome to Irony, population: Me

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Welcome to Irony, population: Me

I got a paper cut opening a band-aid wrapper.

Famous, (bleeding) out-

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: so did you fare better with the 2nd bandaid?; 11:03 AM, August 24, 2006
The Big Guy said...: Boy, Don't you know nothin'?

It's bad luck to put a band-aid on a papercut.

(At least, that's what I keep telling myself.)

TBG; 11:13 AM, August 24, 2006

Exercise Your 2nd Amendment Rights

Do you have a firearm that you have purchased for home protection, but are not comfortable with your ability to safely maintain, load and fire it?
Uncle Jay would be glad to help.
If you've never shot a firearm or would like an introduction into shooting sports, just let me know. I can arrange range time and can give you practical assistance in learning about guns, or help you with your personal protection firearm.

Always remember the 5 rules:

1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
2. Never point a firearm at anyone or anything that you do not intend to kill or destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
4. Know your target and what is beyond the target.
5. Don't be a dick.

You can violate one of the rules and you might survive; If you break two of the rules, someone could be hurt or killed.
Violate the 5th rule and the person hurt or killed will probably be you.
Always remember: You are personally responsible for anything that happens while a gun is in your hands.

Listen 2 Uncle Jay

Wednesday, August 16, 2006