Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Top Ten reasons...

JWI suggested this might be appropriate fodder for the 'Blog...
Thanks Jim...

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Top Ten reasons why Men prefer guns over Women :

  • #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
  • #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
  • #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
  • #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
  • #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
  • #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
  • #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
  • #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
  • #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

  • #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
TBG Out-

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